> > This post was prompted by Sam's request for 3D modeling software, but has nothing to do with the post, just the image he linked to.
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> > My question is this: why don't female fantasy warrior-types wear more clothing?
> >
> > I mean, c'mon. The picture of that warrior chick was taken mere seconds before the dragon fried her into a charred, blackened cinder. She's only wearing a TOWEL for crying out loud. Yeah, she's got a nice sword, but she doesn't have the necessary gear to get her close enough to the dragon to use it.
> >
> > Gri"not a Boris Vallejo fan"shny
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> I think there's an rule of fantasy physics specifying that if a battle bikini is worn by a hot-looking woman, it immediately gives her 50 skillion AC points. Or whatever.
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> However, I wouldn't want to wear one. I think it'd be quite uncomfortable. *wince* Not to mention cold, and you'd get tickled way too easily. Imagine, falling not to the arrow but to the feather!
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> And no, you may not make a mental picture, so shot up. :P
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> Sosi"maybe THAT'S why Aarge wears a battle bikini..."qui

I happen to own a chain-mail bikini. At least, the top of one. I'm not kidding.

Mou"sure this comes as no surprise"sie