Once upon a time, there was a son (Who we will call son) and his dad (who we will call his dad). The son had recently turned 10, and the dad said, "You know, son, I've never gotten anything really good for you. How about for your birthday, I get you a shiny red mountain bike." The son said, "No dad, I just want 10 green golfballs." The dad thought this was an odd request, but got his son his 10 green golfballs. Sometime later, the son had just graduated from highschool. The dad said, "You know, son, I've never really given you anything good. How about for a graduation present, I give you a nice black Rolls Royce?" The son said, "No dad, I just want 100 green golfballs." The dad thought this was an odd request too, but he gave him the golfballs. Later, the son was getting married. The dad said to the son, "Son, I've never given you anything really good. How about, for you and your wife to live in, I buy you a house." The son said, "Dad, that would be great, but what I really want is 1000 green golfballs." The dad wondered about his son's mental health but did as he asked. Later, the dad was getting old, and knew he would die soon. He called up the son and said, "Son, I'm going to die soon. Before I die, I want to know why you wanted those golfballs." The son said, "Okay dad, meet me at the coffee shop at 5th and main." The dad went to the coffee shop, and was looking out the window, when he saw his son crossing the street to get to the coffee shop. Then a car hit the son. The dad ran to his son, and the son said, "Before I die, I want to tell you that I wanted the green golfballs because-" and then the son died.
The end.

OneCool"Only funny to the person telling it, and usually only if the people that it gets told to try to figure out what the golfballs were for."Cat