> This guy's walking home from work, REALLY late at night. It's pitch black. So he's walking along, not a soul on the street besides him. Note that this guy lives alone. All the sudden, he hears a bump... bump... bump... noise. He looks behind him and sees a shadowy thing coming down the street after him. Naturally, this unnerves the dude a bit and he picks up his pace a bit... Nah, he runs down the street a ways. He looks behind him, and there's this COFFIN bumping down the street after him, goin' BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... So he DASHES towards his house, goes in, goes upstairs, locks himself in the bathroom, sits there. Relaxes. Then... bum... bum.. bum... bump... bump... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP! BUMP! BUMPCRAAAAASH goes the bathroom door, Terrified, the guy backs into a corner and starts throwing everything he can get his hands on and the coffin's like BUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMP INCHESFROMHISFACE and NOTHINg he throws is slowing it DOWN. He grabs the VERY last thing he can get his hands on, a bottle of cough syrup BUMBUMBUMBUMBAMBAMM! He THROWS the bottle of cough syrup.
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> The coffin stops.

That's so bad it's good.
Howard