> This goes out to the friendly neighborhood monkeyman. Even if you don't like the feces he throws, it is Monkeyman's birthday, and what an old monkey he is now! A geriatric monkey, almost.
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> So, to the oldest monkey in the world, happy birthday! May you have many more blessed birthdays, and grow up to be a mature, responsible, and contributing monkey to society, like bankers, and managers.
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> Fr"knows what it is like to have a monkey for a best friend"um

Okay, I think that falls under the category of one of the rulingest birthday greetings I've seen on the forum.

See, even if you DON'T go to a restaurant on your birthday so servers can slap a sombrero (well, sometimes) on your head and sing Happy Birthday so blindingly fast that you're left sitting there, with the whole restaurant staring at you, and you have no idea what just happened... thanks to the wonders of modern technology, you can STILL get got. ;)

Or something like that. Maybe the above sentence should be ignored completely in favor of something more coherent.

Sosi"I think this makes the fourth time I've said happy birthday, but what the heck. Happy Birthday!"qui