After witnessing some builders doing their funky building thing this weekend, I'd like to propose a change in the meaning of a word.

"woebegone" - to carry a sheet of thin plywood, based on the noise that it makes (anyone whos ever heard of Rolf Harris should know that!).

e.g. "I'm just going to woebegone this round the back of the house"

Thank you for your attention

Bo"onomatopoeia - the bane of the spelling bee"urne