> > The test chooses your result from a list of 21 names.
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> You need to write down the names so I know whether or not you hate me!!!

Since a lot of people have already asked me what names are on the list, no doubt with this very thought in mind, I'm going to answer them all here instead of individually. The answer is: I'm not telling. So ha.

The reason I'm not telling is because it's simply not possible for me to include everybody on that test. It's not even possible for me to include a large number of people who *should* have been on it, and whom I *wanted* to put on it. And no matter what names I list, it's going to mean two dozen other people are going to go away convinced I don't like them and left them out specifically to hurt their feelings.

This is the same reason I'm not telling which answers produce which results. The whole point of the test is silly fun. I wrote it mostly at around 5 a.m., I have no programming skills whatsoever, and I know I even wrote down the *wrong* answers for some people because I was reading notes off a screwed-up piece of paper as I went. So, please, everybody, just laugh at it and don't spend the next six weeks trying to figure out what it secretly reveals about what I really think of you personally.

Brunnen-"thought Wes already knew whether or not I hate him"G