Re: Spit vs Death
The_Scotsman, on host 207.90.119.170
Saturday, April 13, 2002, at 08:27:42
Re: Spit vs Death posted by Nyperold on Friday, April 12, 2002, at 16:36:27:
> > Liz"now if a bag of warm milk was an option, there would be NO contest"zie > > x > > The question being Which of these would you *least* like to eat, here's how it broke down for me, in order from most repugnant to less: > > 1) Hell. Best know as a place of torment, part by flame and part by memory. Eating it, even just enough to fill a bag, would kill me, and be tortuous besides. > > 2) Death. Less revolting than Hell to eat, as the death might not be painful. But still, eating it would, as above, be suicide. Not an option for me. > > 3) Your(my)self. Cannibalism isn't my thing, especially self-cannibalism. Ew. I suppose if I could eat a small bag, such that I could recover from the loss, I might be able to. > > 4) Spit. Ew. Just... Ew. > > 5) Stupidity. Assuming this would make me stupid. Otherwise, switch with 6. > > 6) Shut up. I don't talk much anyway, and I suppose I could write or type if I had to communicate. I'd eat this bag if I had to eat one of these. > > Nyper"Bag End"old
I agree, Nyperold. Eating a bag of Hell would be FAR worse than a bag of spit. Yes, spit is gross, but you would at least SURVIVE the ordeal.
The_Scots"Could always use sign language for a bag of shut up, too"man
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