> It occurs to me that you and Grishny might have a point here. Sure, there are many people who claim to have seen beer, and even tasted it, but you know the common thread in all these reports? EVERY SINGLE REPORTED SIGHTING OCCURRED IN THE PRESENCE OF ALCOHOL. So I think we can discount these as credible witnesses.

Its a clever government conspiracy to keep the proletariat from rising up and taking over. As a member of BARKEEPS (Bogus Alcohol Retailers Keeping Each and Every Prole Sloshed), I can corroborate your theories with undeniable proof of a secret plot that dates back to the earliest days of the British Empire. By creating the illusion that imbibing a foamy, bitter tasting, sopoforic substance in large quantities is actually a good thing, we hold the world in the palm of our hands!!!

Bo"Well, its better than anything Pinky and The Brain could come up with"urne