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> > > I discovered something amazing earlier this morning: I am the most pathetic person alive. Why, you ask? Because I cannot, no matter how hard I try, win a game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors." The last time, I lost by only two points, but I lost nonetheless. You'd think I'd have about an even chance, wouldn't you?
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> > > I'm not sure which is more pathetic, that I can't win at something so simple or that I spent so long trying. :-}
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> > My problem is worse than that. At least it's almost as bad. I can't seem to make up my mind. Well, sometimes I can. It's a real problem, but it could be my imagination. I don't think I'll even try to deal with it, but maybe I should. I hate making decisions, but sometimes I don't mind. I'll bet you think making up one's mind is a silly problem. Or maybe you don't really care one way or the other,
> > Howard
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> I have that same problem. Or maybe I don't.
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> famous

My problem is that schizophrenia runs in my family. [Deeper voice: No it doesn't.] High voice again: Yes, it does.

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