> I discovered something amazing earlier this morning: I am the most pathetic person alive. Why, you ask? Because I cannot, no matter how hard I try, win a game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors." The last time, I lost by only two points, but I lost nonetheless. You'd think I'd have about an even chance, wouldn't you?
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> I'm not sure which is more pathetic, that I can't win at something so simple or that I spent so long trying. :-}

You think YOU'RE pathetic? Try climbing a tree, ANY tree, in Fantasy Quest. I've only been able to make it up one, and that one could barely support my weight. ;-}