> But now you've made me wonder if I might know you - I know a Christine who is very similar to the impression that I'm getting of you, and who (I believe) is a Van Morrison fan.

Doubt it-- unless you happen to live in Girdwood or possibly Anchorage. Oh, and Christine is my middle name which only became a nickname a few years ago and is only known here and to half a dozen friends and always as Chris... sorry. Would've been cool, though.

Chr"G-L-O-R-I-A Glooooooooria"is

And, before I forget: I doubt she's like me. Nobody is like me. At least, for the good of the world, I hope so.