> we bought ICE CREAM with FLAKES

Funny (well to me it is) story

Going back to work at the pub over Easter weekend, I was soooo looking forward to the barrage of inane banter that I, as bartender, am subjected to. One particular "favourite" comment always fails to amuse whenever I'm pouring the first couple of pints off of the newly changed Fosters (which froths up like a maniac, I kid you not). But this time, I came prepared...

#Pint froths up to produce excess head. Customer grins in "knowing" fashion

Customer: Any chance of a flake in that?

Me: But of course, sir.

#pulls flake from under the counter and drops it into pint. Customer stares dumbfounded.

Your post just reminded me of that one, wintermute.

Bo"and yes, we are a cruel bunch"urne