My little brother thought it would be funny. But it was not. It was EVIL. He popped popcorn for the family and put butter on it. Yum, right? Well, yeah, except for the fact that one piece in each bowl was thoroughly soaked in lime juice. It was the most foul, disgusting, vomitous thing I've ever tasted and it's a wonder my brother is still alive. I couldn't get the scum off my tongue! Not even a good 30-second rinse of Listerine could rid my mouth of the putrid, awful flavor. I ate a bowl of dry tortilla chips to numb the taste, but to no avail.

Now, quite a bit later, the stupid, hateful, cataclysmic bitterness is still in my mouth with no signs of going away any time soon. Let this be a warning to all of you, practical in any number of unforseeable ways. Be on the lookout for this wretched, horrible, misguided, stenchy, and just-plain-bad "prank." It was spawned in the very fiery depths of HELL. Needless to say, my brother is still laughing.

-useless"I think I may need to have my tongue amputated"ness