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Re: Movie Haikus
Posted By: Adam Bomb, on host 24.124.73.2
Date: Sunday, March 24, 2002, at 12:16:34
In Reply To: Movie Haikus posted by Adam Bomb on Thursday, February 14, 2002, at 06:53:38:

DR. STRANGELOVE:

"I'm mad! Nuke Russia!"
"But we've a doomsday device!"
"Fuhrer, I can walk!"

TOY STORY:

Jealous cowboy doll
"Buzz, you're just a stinkin' toy!"
"To infinity..."

TOY STORY 2:

Greedy toy baron
"I've got collector's value!
And my own show, too!"

FORREST GUMP:

Lieutenant Dan?
Life's like a box of choc'lates
And Bubba Gump Shrimp

THE OUT-OF-TOWNERS:

New York City trip
Murphy's Law drives the tour bus
Man, sucks to be them.

GLADIATOR:

You killed my loved ones
Ruined my reputation
Gon' git you, sucka

Adam "felt appropriate around Oscar season" Bomb

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