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Re: A bad joke...No, this is a bad joke:
Posted By: wintermute, on host 172.186.175.109
Date: Monday, March 18, 2002, at 05:57:20
In Reply To: Re: A bad joke...No, this is a bad joke: posted by Howard on Sunday, March 17, 2002, at 18:29:34:

> > > > Three elephants fell off a cliff. Two fell on land, one fell in the water.
> > > >
> > > > Boom-boom-Chhh
> > >
> > > Ummmm... What?
> > >
> > > Don Monkey
> >
> > Oh, I get it now. Go figure that I figure it out AS I am posting.
> >
> > Don Monkey
>
> And now for a *real* bad joke:
> Mr. Wood and Mr. Stone were standing on the sidewalk downtown when a fantastically beautiful girl came walking toward them. Wood turned to Stone, Stone turned to Wood, and the girl turned into a drugstore.
> As far as I know, it is the only recorded incident where such transformations have taken place.

Nonsense. I once saw a car turn into a side-street.

> How"ba-a-a-ad"ard

winter"Ditto"mute

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