> A note to all my subjects: you may take today off of work or school in celebration of my, the Supreme Dictator and Ruler for Life of the RW Forum, birth. If you didn't take today off because you didn't know that it was my birthday (shame on you!) feel free to do so tomorrow. I'm sure your boss will understand and treat it as a paid holiday. Just explain to him or her that you're a forum regular and who I am, and that should be enough. If you get any trouble in this, let me know and I'll take care of it for you. That is all.
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> Ste "I expect cards with money in them" phen
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> *This "Official Announcement" is in no way officially endorsed by RinkWorks.

Huh. Funny thing, I was supposed to work today, but I didn't get to sleep till 2 am, and I have to get up at 5 am. So, with much pleading, I was excused and didn't have to go. You think someone how your all powerful ness kept me up at night so that I might be able to stay home and celebrate your birthday?

By-"not likely"-ron