Re: ...and a Rinkworks Lemon Squeezer please...
Howard, on host 209.86.12.65
Saturday, March 16, 2002, at 16:51:50
Re: ...and a Rinkworks Lemon Squeezer please... posted by Adam Bomb on Saturday, March 16, 2002, at 09:35:19:
> > > Having read the list of high quality merchandising that you are now offering Sam, and having voiced my concerns at the lack of RW Lingerie, I have concluded that you are neglecting some very lucrative business opportunities and have drawn up a list of some more RW merchandise that I'm sure will sell sell sell... > > > > > > > Now this is just starting to remind me of Spaceballs. Where will the merchandising end? ;) > > > > Sosi"RinkWorks the toilet paper? *blink*"qui > > I can't wait until the Rinkworks Happy Meal™! > > Adam "Burger, fries, and ginger ale for only $1.99...for a limited time only every meal comes with a free Duel of the Ages toy" Bomb
If I remember correctly there are a number of Rinkie golfers. I'm not among them, but I'm sure they would go for RinkWorks golf club covers. I guess that's what you call those little felt socks that protect wooden-headed drivers* from the metal headed clubs, when bouncing around in the bag on a golf cart. I've seen those covers with a Dale Earnhardt no.3 on them, with soft drink logos, with the Cushman logo, and who knows how many golf club brands. So why not RinkWorks? Seriously, there is a limit to how much stuff you can offer because there are startup costs, then production costs, then advertising costs, etc. before any money comes in. If your product doesn't sell well you are stuck with it. I expect the tee shirts to be a hit, but Sam might be wearing those shorts until he's a hundred. Howard *When I say "wooden headed drivers" I'm speaking of golf clubs, not people in cars with cell phones. I just wanted to clear that up. H
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