> > I have often thought of how I could mount my paintball gun to the front of my car. At least I'd be able to say "You're a jerk and I don't like you!" without really killing anyone (via ether car crash or gun fire).
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> You're not the first person to have had this idea.

Oh yes, while putting it on your car would be nice, I always wanted a paintball crossbow on my *bicycle*. In Boston, riding a bicycle is so dangerous because drivers actively try to run you off the road that I actually completely stopped using a bicycle. Shame, too, because travel sure got slower.

-ahmoacah