It occured to me that RinkWorks doesn't have any official slogan or motto. As everyone knows, everything *has* to have a motto (don't ask me why, it's just the rule). I offer a few suggestions:

RinkWorks - We Don't StinkWorks
RinkWorks - We've Got Grasshoppers
RinkWorks - Movie Reviews, Games and a Whole Lotta Nude Photos of Real Live People (for the search engines, of course)
RinkWorks - Our Message Board is More Diverse than Yours!
Rink "No Slogan Here" Works

Any other ideas?