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Re: Stupid fortune cookies
Posted By: mpythongirl, on host 64.12.107.152
Date: Thursday, March 7, 2002, at 13:45:36
In Reply To: Stupid fortune cookies posted by Silon on Tuesday, March 5, 2002, at 16:20:51:

> Why must my fortune cookie, instead of containing an "insightful" saying, contain a run-on sentence of pure crud?
>
> "Stop waiting buy that ticket now take that special trip!!!!!!" was something like the text on the paper.
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> Any other "interesting" fortunes people have gotten?

I remember when I was about 6, we went out to a chinese restaurant and my fortune was"Good fortune is just around the corner." That night at church, I won a trip to King's Dominion!(theme park). Never happened since, though:{

mython""anyone remember that Simpsons episode where Homer had a thing for a girl at work? His fortune said, "You will find happiness with a new love." Then it cut to the back of the restaurant with a couple of chinese guys with two barrels of fortunes:"Hey, we're out of 'you'll find happiness with a new love.'" "Open up the 'Stick with Your Wife' ones." lol""girl

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