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Re: Stupid fortune cookies

Posted By: OneCoolCat, on host 139.95.254.33
Date: Tuesday, March 5, 2002, at 18:36:15
In Reply To: Stupid fortune cookies posted by Silon on Tuesday, March 5, 2002, at 16:20:51:

> Why must my fortune cookie, instead of containing an "insightful" saying, contain a run-on sentence of pure crud?
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> "Stop waiting buy that ticket now take that special trip!!!!!!" was something like the text on the paper.
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> Any other "interesting" fortunes people have gotten?

Has anybody ever got an actual fortune cookie? Something along the lines of "You will be killed by a rabid yak?" All I ever get are wise proverbs (You cannot push a car uphill) and vauge advice (Don't wait, order seconds!)

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Message:	> > Why must my fortune cookie, instead of containing an "insightful" saying, contain a run-on sentence of pure crud? > > > > "Stop waiting buy that ticket now take that special trip!!!!!!" was something like the text on the paper. > > > > Any other "interesting" fortunes people have gotten? > > > Has anybody ever got an actual fortune cookie? Something along the lines of "You will be killed by a rabid yak?" All I ever get are wise proverbs (You cannot push a car uphill) and vauge advice (Don't wait, order seconds!)
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