> Why must my fortune cookie, instead of containing an "insightful" saying, contain a run-on sentence of pure crud?
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> "Stop waiting buy that ticket now take that special trip!!!!!!" was something like the text on the paper.
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> Any other "interesting" fortunes people have gotten?

We need to spice up fortune cookies. They're becoming too banal. We need to introduce special "mysterious fortune cookies" that give ominous and cryptic messages such as "do not eat cookie" or "go home by a different route" to spice up people's meals.

Another idea: abusive fortune cookies. That would rock.

10"If at first you do succeed, try not to look too surprised"Kan