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Re: Lying About One's Age
Posted By: MarkN, on host 137.112.144.57
Date: Tuesday, March 5, 2002, at 14:36:52
In Reply To: Re: Lying About One's Age posted by Grishny on Tuesday, March 5, 2002, at 14:28:26:

> > And 37 isn't that old..but of course you just can't call somebody "man". But you could call them Dennis.
> >
> > Ran"Someone had to say it"dy
>
> And now someone has to explain it.
>
> Gri"must be getting old... I don't get half of these new-fangled jokes"shny

please please please please tell me you're kidding us with that one.

Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.

ARTHUR: Old woman!
DENNIS: Man!
ARTHUR: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
DENNIS: I'm thirty seven.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old!
ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'.
DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis'.
ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis.'
DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the behind you looked--
DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!

I'll save it there. Suffice to say, everyone needs to see it. It's like the princess bride-spontaneous quotes from it belong anywhere.

Mark"COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!"N

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