> One other thing...I followed a link off the page Wes linked to. It got me to the "Defend America" page. Couple of points about this...first, I didn't even realised the extension .mil existed, and second, isn't that the most pretentious header for a web page ever seen? Sorry to anyone who really likes that page, but I found it very difficult not to burst out laughing...

Uh.

Red, white, blue. Eagle.

OH YES, I SEE THE PRETENTION NOW. You're right! Patriotism is a treasure trove of hilarity! Ha! Check out all the symbolism! Eagle = freedom! And here's the best part -- we silly Americas actually ENJOY our freedom, and we LOVE OUR COUNTRY! Bwahahahahah!!!! SOME PEOPLE HAVE IDEALS!!!!! SOME PEOPLE ARE NOT SO MIRED IN CYNICISM THAT THEY OCCASIONALLY HAVE FEELINGS UNTAINTED BY SARCASM AND IRONY!!!!! This is killing me!!!!!!