> Well, even if the joke is bad, It was kind of
funny how you said it was probably in the bad
jokes section. Awe well.
-Mau (thoughtful) Evig

Maybe this little story is so old, nobody has
heard it.
>
> A boy from a poor family went to work for a
Chinese businessman named Chan. Chan
had a large lumberyard featuring expensive
wood like teak. At the end of the first week,
when the boy received his pay, he found that
Chan had shortchanged him by a
considerable amount. He was so angry, he
decided steal some expensive wood from
Chan to make up the difference. That night he
dressed himself in a bearskin that was so big,
only his bare feet showed beneath the fur.
Then he sneaked into the lumberyard and
grabbed a large, choice piece of teak and
headed out the gate. Just then, Chan drove
up and his headlights showed the barefooted
boy running away. He shouted, "Halt, boy-foot
bear with teak of Chan!"
>
> OK, it's probably listed in the bad jokes, but I
don't have time to look for it.
> Howard