> Hopefully this one won't get deleted! I can't believe they didn't include classics such as "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and "Rocky Horror Picture Show," so here's mine!
> MP:
> Graham Chapman: Hey, let's try to find the Holy Grail!
> (They don't find it; there is much rejoicing)
> Audience: Yaaaaay.
>
> RHPS:
> Tim Curry:(singing) I'm a transvestite and a transexual! I'm gonna make everyone just like me. Until I do, here's a man.
> Professor: Time Warp!
> Couple(singing): yay, we defeated the scientist, but now we're lost in time and space!
> Audience: I hate it
> Another audience: I love it!
>
> Let me know what you think, and please tell me if you can do a better job; I'd love to hear it!
> --mpythongirl

What about "life of brian?"
Crowd: you're our messiah!
Brian: no, i'm not!
(gets crucified anyway)
eric idle: always look on the bright side of life
audience: we're narrow minded and pigheaded; this is blasphemy!