> > > Whoops. I forgot I had posted this. It turned out to be a lot more complicated than this -- I ended up playing with the registry. It's all working now, though, thanks to ahmoacah. Thanks anyway. :-)
> >
> > Oh, did you end up deleting HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE to decrease your boot time? From now on, if Stephen tells you to do something like that, ignore him.
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> Stephen wasn't around at the time, but Dave was very insistent. He said that I should ask you if I wasn't sure. I haven't quite got around to it yet, but I hope to be there this afternoon. Also, what does HKEY_CURRENT_USER do? It looks big and seems to slow down all my MS programs.

That's all it does. It's part of Microshaft's conspiracy against LUNIX which doesn't use HKEY_CURRENT_USER! All LUNIX has is HKEY_XWINDOWS_PAIN and HKEY_DISPLAY_PENGUINGRAPHIC. So LUNIX IS BETTER BECAUSE THERE ARE FEWER HKEYS WHICH MEANS FASTAR LOADING!