> And on that same typical day an overgrown Howard can consume up to 14,702 calories in the form of ice cream, potatoE chips, pasta, grits, fried green tomatoes and okra?
> And store it around the middle?
> I've gotta git a longer belt.
> Howard

I read somewhere that the food calories listed on boxes are actually kilocalories. So pepsi one really has 1,000 calories, and half a big pack of peanut M&M's has 240,000 calories.