> > > Reading the site journal about weird searchs leading to rinkworks, I got curious about how everybody got here. Me, somebody sent me a link to the dialectizer, I checked it out, then checked the rest of the site out later when I was bored. Pretty boring.
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> OK. Everybody has posted their "how I found Rinkworks" story and labelled it "boring" because they only got here by a friend telling them about it, or finding it through a search engine. Considering that this is a *website* we're talking about, can somebody please tell me what would be an *exciting* way to have found Rinkworks?

THE REAL STORY OF HOW I FOUND RINKWORKS

It all started back in the Great Depression of 1873. While I was serving General Rutherford B. Hayes in the Revolutionary War, I was hit in the elbow by a Confederate soldier's bayonette. The injury grew all over the nape of my neck, and I was immediately rushed to intensive care. While I was in the hospital, they removed my tonsils and appendix, which was the only way to cure my athlete's foot. After the war, I was granted an internship to multi-millionaire Bruce Wayne, whose secret identity was none other than CAPTAIN PISTACHIO, SWORN PROTECTOR OF LAUNDRY DETERGENT THE WORLD OVER! But after I stumbled upon his Fortress of Solitude and discovered his secret identity, I was transfered to Spain under the apprenticeship of Christopher Columbus, who was sailing the gallant ship Hindenburg to discover the new world. He eventually did, and claimed it in the name of Louis XXXVII, the Prime Minister of Czechoslovakia. That autumn, we all sat down with the friendly Polish natives to the first Thanksgiving. Two years later, I worked as a gynecologist for Procter, Gamble, Sanford & Son Industries. The night before I was to be named Employee of the Week, I had a strange dream in which a lady emerged from a fish's mouth and uttered "Righteous In No Knowledge What Our Real Knight Says". This phrase was so mysterious it drove me to quit my job and seek the All-Powerful Guru of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, who told me it was a URL to a website on the Internet. After many unsuccesful tries with www.righteousinnoknowledgewhatourrealknightsays.com, I decided to shorten it to a simple acronym - RINKWORKS. And it worked.

And that's why we sing Christmas carols every Arbor Day.

Adam "How's that for exciting? :)" Bomb