> > > > no pictures..
> > >
> > > Nor are there pictures of the wind, ambition,
> > > senility, vacuums, tension, love, or time. Do these not exist either?
> >
> > Dude, I don't know what planet you come from, but there certainly *are* pictures of those things here on what we call "planet Earth." I even linked one below, just to help you out.
>
> This would've been the best message forum post ever if you linked to this image instead of the image you linked to.

Dude, it was the best message forum post ever *anyway.* Besides, I liked the additional cloying, saccharine irony that I acheived by calling those annoying, oddly-coloured photographs of two children holding hands "pictures of love."