> I just looked at 123greetings.com, the online card site which makes the Rinkworks greeting cards feature available. And my short glimpse of it has increased the apparent weirdness levels of the world by a huge amount.

According to bluemountain.com, today is "Answer Your Cat's Question Day". I bet the question is "Can I have some more food?"

20th Feb is "Hoodie-Hoo Day (Northern)".

7th April is "No Housework Day".

26th April is "Hug and Australian Day", but I think that should be "an".

28th May is "Slugs Return from Capistrano Day" - whatever that might mean.

2nd June is "Yell 'Fudge' at Cobras Day".

2nd July is "I Forgot Day". Which comes with a perfect reason to forget.

15th July is both "Ice Cream Cone Day" and "Respect Canada Day". Can people only manage to respect Canada for one day a year?

6th September is "Fight Procrastination Day". So I can put that off for a while.

And finally October is "Sarcastics Awareness Month".

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