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> > > Your abduction by aliens midyear will lead to favourable opportunities in the landscaping industry, but heaven only knows why. You will finally achieve your weight loss goal when both your legs are severed in a car crash. You will become the new "face" of Revlon Cosmetics and earn sixteen million dollars in three months. Your lucky scientist is Stephen Hawking and your lucky furniture is the hatstand.
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> > That's disappointing. I like my legs, I don't have a hatstand, and I don't even USE cosmetics.
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> Your pessimism is grossly unsubstantiated. Legs are overrated, hatstands are largely underappreciated in today's global culture (personally, i think they're bound to surge in popularity soon, so buy stock NOW), and who says the TV models ever where the brand-name cosmetics they advertise? We don't have to WEAR Revlon, just give the company our faces.

I never said I HATED hatstands. I just don't have one.