> I like the headlines from www.theonion.com. A sample:
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> Area Woman Not Yelling At You, She's Just Saying
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> JACKSONVILLE, FL -- Area resident Roberta Pearle clarified Monday that, while it may look like she is yelling at you, she is actually just saying. "I'm not yelling at you," Pearle explained. "I'm just saying. You know, so you'll know." Pearle then loudly reiterated that she is not yelling. "I'm not," she said.
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> Iss "also likes tabloid headlines" achar

I've read too many issues of the Weekly World News to be very entertained by the headlines in the *real* tabloids anymore (the WWN is a tabloid spoof. How can you tell? Real tabloids run stories like "Julia Roberts beats up her drug dealer." The WWN runs stories like "Time-travelling scientist discovers that Bat Boy will be president."). The WWN is truly a wonderful work of journalism - why, not too long ago, there was an article in there about a woman who sent her old Toyota crudbucket through an automatic car wash, and it came out a brand new BMW. And I hear that Elvis will be returning from the dead sometime this month to prepare the world for the return of Christ. And that a police officer in Ireland caught a Leprechaun.

I'm telling you; pick up a copy of the Weekly World News. It's well worth it. :-}