It never snows in Tennessee, and it 'sno use worrying about it. "Three to six." Hah, not in a millyam years. And if it does, I'll be out of town, which I'm not. What? Impossible. That's just chicken feathers. I'm down here in the den (basement) where there are no windows, and I'm not going up there to look. Wait! The weather channel is breaking up! It always goes off the air when we really need it. It must be a tornado. I feel safer down here. Let me know when it's over.
Howard