Re: Science fiction lies to me!
Howard, on host 209.86.12.187
Saturday, December 29, 2001, at 19:12:49
Science fiction lies to me! posted by wintermute on Thursday, December 27, 2001, at 05:49:12:
> In 1984, Britain didn't get taken over by a totalitarian goverment who re-wrote English as a method of thought control. > > In 1992, genetically engineered supermen didn't come close to taking over the world, only to be exiled in cryogenic suspension. > > in 1999, a nuclear explosion didn't send the Moon (and the people at Moon Base Alpha) carooming across the galaxy at break-neck speed. > > If we don't discover some obelisks orbiting Jupiter in the next few days, I'm going to be seriously dissapointed. > > winter"This is the twenty-first century! Where are the ray guns and jet packs?"mute
So far, this new century has been one big fat disapointment. I expected: 1. That I would have toured Europe by now. 2. That people would be walking around on the Martian ice caps. 3. That passenger rail service would serve much of the country. 4. That trailer trucks would be traveling on their own roads leaving the interstate to four-wheelers. 5. That science would have found a way to limit snowfall in Buffalo to about one meter a year. 6. That volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, hurricanes and tornados would be predicted weeks in advance. 7. That ground effect machines would be operating as ferries over most major bodies of water, carrying people, cars and cargo. 8. That people would have discovered the built-in hazards of tall buildings. 9. That Iraq would be a democracy. 10. That people would learn not to expect big changes just because the number of the century has changed. Howard
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