I've been working on this, and I have a couple of them finished. I forgot the paper, though, so these are based off memory. Feel free to add some more if you like.

GENESIS

GOD
Don't disobey me.

ADAM AND EVE
OK.

(They disobey him.)

GOD
Damn.

(God floods the world.)

(God gives Noah a rainbow.)

GOD
Sorry about that whole flood thing. It won't happen again.

NOAH
Hey, it's cool.

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EXODUS

MOSES
Let us go.

PHARAOH
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. OK.

(The Hebrews go.)

PHARAOH
Changed my mind. Come back here.

MOSES
I don't think so.

(The Egyptians die.)

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LEVITICUS

GOD
My temple had better be VERY exact.

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JOB

JOB
Ow.

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ECCLESIASTES

SOLOMON
Everything SUCKS.

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SONG OF SONGS / SONG OF SOLOMON

SOLOMON
You're hot.

SOME CHICK
Thanks.

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MATTHEW

MATTHEW
Abraham begat Isaac begat Jacob begat Judah begat Perez begat Hezron begat Ram begat Amminadab begat Nahshon begat Salmon begat Boaz begat Obed begat Jesse begat King David begat Solomon begat Rehoboam begat Abijah begat Asa begat Jehoshaphat begat Jehoram begat Uzziah begat Jotham begat Ahaz begat Hezekiah begat Manasseh begat Amon begat Josiah begat Jeconiah begat Shealtiel begat Zerubbabel begat Abiud begat Eliakim begat Azor begat Zadok begat Akim begat Eliud begat Eleazar begat Matthan begat Jacob begat Joseph, which is all completely irrelevant because Joseph didn't beget Jesus.

READERS
(Look at their watches.)

MATTHEW
Oh, and Jesus did stuff.

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2 CORINTHIANS

PAUL
Behave.

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REVELATION

***BOOM***

-Eric Sleator
Wed 19 Dec A.D. 2001