Redneck Monopoly
Howard, on host 209.86.12.105
Monday, December 17, 2001, at 10:39:27
Redneck Monopoly Go becomes "Yehaw, let's git" Mediterranean Avenue becomes Okeefenokee Pike Baltic Avenue becomes Dismal Swamp Road Railroads become Chattanooga Central, Louisville and Nashville, Florida East Coast, and the C&O (Charleston and Orlando) The electric company becomes the Coal Oil and Candle works The water company becomes Spring and Well Maintenence company Vermont Avenue becomes Printers Alley Oriental Avenue become Meridian Street Conneticut Avenue becomes Natchez Trace Kentucky, Virginia, North Carolina and Tennessee Avenues remain the same. St. Charles Place becomes Alligator Alley New York Avenue becomes Bourbon Street Indiana Avenue becomes Beale Street Illinois Avenue becomes Canal Street The Jail becomes the Pokey Free Parking becomes Walmart Go to Jail becomes "Y'all is headed fo' th' Pokey" Community Chest becomes Welfare Chance becomes the Georgia Lottery Atlantic Avenue becomes Gulf of Mexico Beach Road Ventnor Avenue become Savannah Street Marvin Gardens becomes Busch Gardens Pacific Avenue becomes Mississippi Levee Pennsylvania Avenue becomes Peach Tree Street Park Place becomes the French Quarter Boardwalk becomes Palm Beach Luxury Tax become Bribes and Graft Income tax becomes Ransom The tokens become a 4X4 pickup, a greasy cap with the word CAT on it, a quart fruit jar, a colt .45, a pork chop, an alligator, and a 'possum. The original cannon token remains unchanged and the race car becomes a stock car. The battleship becomes a replica of the Robert E. Lee. The dice are unchanged.
If Parker Brothers decides to produce this set, I hope they have decency to send me a few royalty checks. Howard
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