> 1) Eating peach slices out of the tin.

Mine was pineapple. I had to open the can
with my Swiss Army Knife (which was bought
for me when my fiancee went to Sweden)

> 2) Going to the 24 hour laundry at 1:00 in the
morning.

Never did that. We had a laundry in my dorm,
so I used that.

> 3) Taking two bin liners full of clothes to said
laundry.

Mine was a 150 gallon tub that when full
weighted in at probably 75-125 pounds

> 4) Doing an entire project in the student bar,
and being forced to hand it in with a
coffee/beer ring somewhere on it.

Never did that either. I did however write a
paper drunk one time. Best grade I ever made
in that class.

> 5) Becoming one of those people with a
nocturnal life.

I learned to live off 2 hours sleep. 'Nuff said.

> 6) Growing and dyeing your own hair.

The only thing I grew was a goutee.

> 7) Dyeing someone else's hair because
they fell asleep after a bender.

never did that either. I did place porn mags on
my roommates face and took pictures of it. He
still doesn't know who did it.

> 8) The Obligatory Traffic Cone Incident.

The closest thing to that I did was in high
school. We stole as many For Sale signs as
we could and staked them in the ground in
front of the school. We even found a "this
building is condemed" sign and put that up.
We put them up the night before Awards day.
Parents would be arriving at 8:00 the next
morning.

> 9) Being too afraid to wash one particular
dish because you haven't washed it for about
a week already and you don't want to touch it.

A week? HA!!! Try a full semester for one of my
friends. It wrote papers for said friend.

> 10) Partaking of too much caffeine, giving
you The Fear.

There's no such thing as too much caffeine. I
live for the stuff.

> 11) Basing a religion/mythology around one
of your lecturers.

Never did that. All my professors were too dull
for that.

> 12) Sneaking into a sociology lecture and
spending the whole time pointing and
laughing. Sociologists, replace with
philosophy.

Never did that either.

> 13) Rolling out of bed three minutes before
a lecture, and still managing to get up and
dressed in time.

Mine record was five minutes and I actually
showered too.

> 14) Spending an hour in a final year lecture,
because you got your times mixed up and you
don't want to look stupid by leaving.

Never did that.

> 15) Exploring the biochemistry department
and acting like the special forces/FBI.

I played Laser Tag all over the campus one
time. Until Security told us to stop.

> 16) Raw pasta because you didn't have
time.

Never had the money for pasta. I always ate
cafeteria food.

Looking back, I had a really boring college
experiance. I rarely got drunk. No sex. Very few
parties. Most of my time was spent in the
library or my room studying. Wow. My life was
really boring then. Oh well. It's better now.

Eric the Redd