Re: Is it nearly home time?
Lynette, on host 137.165.38.205
Tuesday, December 11, 2001, at 20:16:25
Re: Is it nearly home time? posted by Matthew on Tuesday, December 11, 2001, at 06:28:35:
> > Well folks, like Brunnen-G, I'm back. I didn't spill ginger ale on my lap top but I have been attempting to fit into the crazy life that is studentness... > > The Student Checklist (cut-out-and-keep version) > > 1) Eating peach slices out of the tin.
No > > 2) Going to the 24 hour laundry at 1:00 in the morning.
Yes > > 3) Taking two bin liners full of clothes to said laundry. > Yes > 4) Doing an entire project in the student bar, and being forced to hand it in with a coffee/beer ring somewhere on it. > No > 5) Becoming one of those people with a nocturnal life. > No > 6) Growing and dyeing your own hair. > No > 7) Dyeing someone else's hair because they fell asleep after a bender. > No > 8) The Obligatory Traffic Cone Incident. > No > 9) Being too afraid to wash one particular dish because you haven't washed it for about a week already and you don't want to touch it. > Yes > 10) Partaking of too much caffeine, giving you The Fear. > Yes > 11) Basing a religion/mythology around one of your lecturers. > No > 12) Sneaking into a sociology lecture and spending the whole time pointing and laughing. Sociologists, replace with philosophy. > No > 13) Rolling out of bed three minutes before a lecture, and still managing to get up and dressed in time. > Yes > 14) Spending an hour in a final year lecture, because you got your times mixed up and you don't want to look stupid by leaving. > No > 15) Exploring the biochemistry department and acting like the special forces/FBI. > Does it count if it's at 4 in the morning during Trivia? I'll say yes. > 16) Raw pasta because you didn't have time. > No > Mat"done all but one of these"thew
I think all of those "No"s should be "not yet"s, though..... i'm only finishing my first semester
Lyn"yay college!"ette
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