> > Well folks, like Brunnen-G, I'm back. I didn't spill ginger ale on my lap top but I have been attempting to fit into the crazy life that is studentness...
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> The Student Checklist (cut-out-and-keep version)
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> 1) Eating peach slices out of the tin.
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> 2) Going to the 24 hour laundry at 1:00 in the morning.
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> 3) Taking two bin liners full of clothes to said laundry.
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> 4) Doing an entire project in the student bar, and being forced to hand it in with a coffee/beer ring somewhere on it.
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> 5) Becoming one of those people with a nocturnal life.
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> 6) Growing and dyeing your own hair.
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> 7) Dyeing someone else's hair because they fell asleep after a bender.
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> 8) The Obligatory Traffic Cone Incident.
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> 9) Being too afraid to wash one particular dish because you haven't washed it for about a week already and you don't want to touch it.
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> 10) Partaking of too much caffeine, giving you The Fear.
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> 11) Basing a religion/mythology around one of your lecturers.
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> 12) Sneaking into a sociology lecture and spending the whole time pointing and laughing. Sociologists, replace with philosophy.
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> 13) Rolling out of bed three minutes before a lecture, and still managing to get up and dressed in time.
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> 14) Spending an hour in a final year lecture, because you got your times mixed up and you don't want to look stupid by leaving.
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> 15) Exploring the biochemistry department and acting like the special forces/FBI.
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> 16) Raw pasta because you didn't have time.
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> Mat"done all but one of these"thew

I've already done numbers 5 and 15. I'm still a freshman, though, so I have plenty of time to catch up on the rest.

Adam "THIS SPACE FOR RENT" Bomb