> Hmmm...is it going to be easy to find a reality game show where at least one of the teams is NOT obnoxious and stupid? I think that's probably one of the fundamental driving forces of the universe, along with "burning wheel always rolls out of flaming wreckage" and "when fully laden table collapses, one unbroken plate rolls out and spins to a halt". Oh, I know, I'm stealing from Terry Pratchett again...I wonder if he's going to write a book that's a take-off of game shows soon?
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> Phil-"All right! I confess! It was a ruse to get on the last page of Forum One!"-bee

Is it sort of like, "two shots to the chest but still alive" or "been in wilderness for two seconds but is already covered in blood and gore"?

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