I'd like to see the idiot who wrote the spam con that I got this afternoon. Maybe you got one too. Maybe everybody did.

Anyway it was addressed to"Dear Candidate" and then said that I had been selected as a potential candidate to be included in the "International Executive Guild Registry" (gasp, gag, LOL)

I usually just hit the delete button, but for some reason I scrolled down to the bottom where there was a form to be filled out. The first blank was for my name. WHAT! I'VE BEEN SELECTED FOR WHAT YOU CALL A "COVETED HONOR" AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME!!!! Stupid, stupid stupid. The last blank asked for my email address. WHAT! YOU JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY EMAIL ADDRESS!!!!! Extra Stupid!!!! (times five)

Why can't these people get a job and got to work?
Never mind. I think I know the answer.
Howard