> > In all seriousness, why is Tarzan never ever drawn with niples?
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> oh, but he is drawn with nipples when he's a little kid, i noticed it the second time i saw it.... but not when he's an adult. hmmmmmm
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> uni"nobody else noticed that? maybe i'm just wrong"peg

Maybe during his childhood, the apes removed them as some kind of bizarre right of passage into the true apeness.

Er, nevermind, that's just gross. So is anything else I can think of that would cause your nipples to be removed. Disney should've thought this through better.