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Re: What can you do to top a bad poem?

Posted By: 10Kan, on host 152.33.155.39
Date: Thursday, November 29, 2001, at 15:20:07
In Reply To: What can you do to top a bad poem? posted by Howard on Tuesday, November 27, 2001, at 17:01:03:

Q: Why do mute ducks make such good air traffic controllers?
A: They don't quack under any circumstances.

*wince*

Q: Why are pirate films always so cheesy?
A: They just ARRR!

*choke*

Q: Why can't bald people be kings?
A: Because "hairy is the head that wears the crown."

*groan*

Q: What do you call a 500-pound gorilla that can't hear you?
A: anything you want.

*Bang!*

10"ow!"Kan

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Message:	> Q: Why do mute ducks make such good air traffic controllers? > A: They don't quack under any circumstances. > > wince > > Q: Why are pirate films always so cheesy? > A: They just ARRR! > > choke > > Q: Why can't bald people be kings? > A: Because "hairy is the head that wears the crown." > > groan > > Q: What do you call a 500-pound gorilla that can't hear you? > A: anything you want. > > Bang! > > 10"ow!"Kan
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