A man was walking past a cemetary when he heard someone sobbing and wailing, "Why did you have to die! Why did you have to die!"
Just inside the gate he found the anguished fellow kneeling beside a grave. "I'm sorry you are so sad," he said, "But tell me, who are you grieving for? Your wife? Your mother?"
"No," the man replied,"It's my wife's first husband."
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