-Myst-

Player: Preeeeety. *wanders around aimlessly*

Sirrus/Achenar: Do something for us, even though you can't understand a word we're saying.

Player: *looks for hints on the INTERNET and gets to the END*

Atrus: Go back to Myst and, as a reward, have fun poking around like you just spend 10000 hours doing.

Player: *thunk*

THE END


-Riven-

Player: *flips a switch that activates something 52 islands away*

Player: *walks 52 islands away*

Player: Oh, I have to flip it the other way. *walks back*

THE END


-Legacy of Time-

Quo'Thalas: We want the Legacy. Gimme. *blow stuff up*

Cyrollans: You all suck. We want it. *blow more stuff up*

William Daughton: Quick, Gage, go time travel into the past and save the world for the third consecutive time!

Gage Blackwood: *does so*

THE END


-The Secret of Monkey Island-

Guybrush: You fight like a cow.

(STUFF HAPPENS, and the GAME ENDS.)

Player: Wait... what's the Secret?

Ron Gilbert: *leaves LucasArts and never tells*

Player: Gah.

THE END


-Loom-

Elders: You suck, Bobbin.

Bobbin: Boo hoo.

(A SWAN casts TRANSCENDENCE on the rest of the WEAVERS, turning them ALL into SWANS who FLY AWAY.)

Bobbin: I must chase them! *does so*

Evil Priest Dude: I must take over the world for some ill-defined reason, by drawing on power I only think I understand. Give me your distaff.

Bobbin: No.

(EVIL PRIEST DUDE gets it ANYWAY and gets himself KILLED by the POWER HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND)

Bobbin: Gah. *rips the world in half and turns into a swan*

THE END


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