> When I write my name on papers at school I use my full name. When I make up characters for stuff I write I give them full names. Even when I use false names on the Internet I use middle names (Morris Cecil Glalet). Even my Message Forum name has my middle name in it, albeit in the place of the last name.

See, I'm an international man of mystery, and my middle name is a closely guarded secret (anyone who has been around here at least two years will remember the mad scramble to uncover that enigmatic K). So I have this problem with people I met on the internet who insist that it stands for "Kissypook." Don't pay any attention to them.