Belt of Pant-dropping: Makes the wearer's pants drop at the most embarrassing moments.

Vial of Forever-Cold Coffee: This vial will never be empty of cold coffee that'll never heat above 75F.

Scrooge's Pouch of Foreign Currency: Every day, one coin of the least valuable, least valid currency possible appears in the pouch. If brought elsewhere, these coins will transform to remain as unusable as possible, as will any other coin put in the pouch.

Sack of Searching: Any item you want to retrieve from this sack will invariably be the last one you pull out of it.

Howard the Coward's Arrow of Pain in the Butt: This arrow will only fire when the target is turned away from you. It will always hit the target's butt, piercing any armor no matter how strong, but inflicting only a minor, annoying wound.

Trav"wonders if any of these have been thought of before"holt.