> OK, I really really want to read the novels by Sam and Dave, because if they reflect anything of the writing quality I see on this site (even besides the humor) they're gonna be cool, and fantasy is my favorite genre of book. However, I have searched this site for hours, and cannot find the books. Somebody told me they were on this site, but I can't find them. Are they not really on the site or am I just blind/stupid? If the latter, could somebody please direct me to the portion of the site? And if the former, could somebody please help me locate a copy (if it's available to the public)? THANKS!!

They're unpublished. You can read the BAM versions of each in that section.

-Faux Pas