> >But I only wear them when it would adversely affect me to wear my glasses.
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> Just wondering, what are those circumstances? Like when you have a hot date, or what?
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> -Lynette

I'm sorry. You are mistaking me for someone who actually gets dates (or, for that matter, particularly cares about it). No, the circumstances are usually when I'm playing cricket (hard ball, head high, fast speed) or refereeing little kids' football (the referee has to appear as 'perfect' as possible - glasses invite insults). Sorry to disappoint you with my lack of originality :-)

Zarn"oh, and also when I meet aliens from the planet Tharg, but this don't happen too often"iwoop